Crocs? Are you crocking kidding me?!
So I went back to my hometown over the weekend, Vancouver BC, and it all became very clear as to why I left in the first place. I went shopping, and lo and behold, what did I see at the mall? A family of CROCS! Yeah, a family. A mother, father, and a couple kids, all wearing those disgusting crocs. But get this, they weren’t just your standard crocs, they were freakin FUR LINED crocs.
This is dangerous! This nonsense croc shit is expanding! I was so appalled…yet intrigued. It was like a car accident, I couldn’t look away, regardless of how horrible they were. I was curious.
I googled crocs when I got home, and found the croc website…it’s bad news. They have all sorts of crocs. Fur lined crocs should be the least of our worries. They’re trying to make these atrocious things look cute, and people are stupid enough to believe they are cute and hence wearing them…in public.
The fur lined crocs are known as the “mammoth crocs.” Nice, name your product after an extinct animal. Help decide its fate.
It gets worse. Apparently these things were featured in In Style magazine back in December. They were dubbed as “trendy”. Look for yourself.
Are you crocking kidding me?
August 20, 2008 at 10:47 pm
wow, you really think quite highly of yourself. Who cares that people are wearing comfortable shoes, why does that bother you? What do you have to do with other people’s belongings? Nothing.
You need a life and a little humility.
August 25, 2008 at 6:30 am
Sorry i didnt the all-powerful brad hedgings read this website because I bet a lot more people would come to it if the world knew mr. hedgings found the time not only to look at this webpage but also to criticize it. If that is you’re opinion on that little article then I believe you to be slightly retarded. I’ll even quote you,”why does that bother you?” So why does it bother you that this article was created? And here is why it is retarded; you are criticizing someone else with your thoughts on them because of their thoughts on something? Why should she even both to care what you think?
December 18, 2008 at 12:13 am
I am young lad, I know nothing about fashion or anything like that but even I know crocs are revolting.
Thanks.
February 26, 2009 at 8:49 pm
I agree. They’re the ugliest shoes ever made. I mean, I might even buy some to GARDEN IN since they look like Gardening Clogs and you’d be able to hose them off but they are seriously hideous and I think they make every one who wears them look like a cheap hick… Just sayin’….